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The 2005 GMA results
are in! Congratulations to all Winners,
Runners-up, and Nominees for the Golden Mushroom
Awards!! The Staff of West of the Moon would
like to thank you all for your support and
participation in these awards--we hope you'll join us
again next year. Keep writing, everyone!
Questions?
Concerns? Wanna tell us how much you liked these
awards? Write to the
administrators!
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Best Visit by Mrs Palm and her Five Daughters
—self-familiarity at its finest |
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Winner:
Botheration by
Bill
The Pony
Runner-up: Nexus by
Willow-wode
An Impractical Joke, Part 3 by
Elycia
The
Making of Samwise, Chapter 60
by
Bill the
Pony
The Lion's Den by
Mallorn
Gamgee
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Most Ingenious Sacrifice of Clothing
—the unsubtle Art of
the strip tease |
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Winner:
The Height and Length of Fashion by
Mariole
(speech)
Runner-up: Over His Head
by
Stranger
(speech)
A Little Night Music by
Ariel
River Song
by
Elderberry Wine
Sometimes You Remind Me
by
LadySunrope
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Best Hobbit Origami
—or, I didn't know that legs could BEND
that way! |
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Winner:
No Promises by
Daffodil Bolger
Runner-up: A New Conspiracy by
Princess of Geekland
Pinned by Zirconia
Bracegirdle
Small Favors
by
Trilliah
Firedance by
Amrunofthesummercountry
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Best Peep Show
—for those who get off on looking on |
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Winner:
The
Making of Samwise, Chapter 71
by
Bill the
Pony
Runner-up: The Height and Length of Fashion by
Mariole
(speech)
Botheration by
Bill
The Pony
The Root of the Matter
by
Mariole
A Visit With Old Friends
by
Danachan
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Best Stress Test on Non-Bedroom Furniture
—you're gonna WIPE
that table after you're done, right? |
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Winner:
No Promises by
Daffodil Bolger
Runner-up: Barrel Rider by
Willow-wode
All's Well by
Mariole
The Height and Length of Fashion by
Mariole
Of a Hobbit and a King by
Mews1945
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Best Tongue-Twister
—need we explain? |
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Winner:
All That I Had, Chapter 37 by
Elenya
(speech)
Runner-up: The
Making of Samwise, Chapter 74
by
Bill the
Pony
Having His Way With Me by
Frodosweetstuff
Heart's Ease III: A Painful Pleasure by
Annwyn
Nexus by
Willow-wode
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Best Hobbitpile
—the more, the Merryer! |
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Winner:
Pipe Dreams by
Willow-wode
Runner-up: Needs Lust by
Ghyste
Hands Off by
Mariole
A Bed of Light by
Ruby Nye
Singing Home by
Ruby Nye
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Best Slip 'n Slide
—creative use and style of lubricant |
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Winner:
Lover's Knot by
Elderberry Wine
(speech)
Winner:
The Scouring of the Smial
by
Semyaza
(speech)
Runner-up: Whortleberries by
Semyaza
(speech)
Another Angle by
Trianne
A Rose for my Love, Part 4 by
Elderberry Wine
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Best Chick!Frodo
—does Frodo buy his lavender water from
Crabtree & Evelyn? |
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Winner:
An Unexpected Party by
Bill
the Pony
Runner-up: The Coming, The Going, and The Gone
by
Peachy
(speech)
Runner-up:
An Unexpected Birthday by
Notabluemaia
Divertissement by
Kaybrand
Hourglass by
Igraine
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Most Frustrating Fade to Black
—but I’ve been waiting the
whole fic just to SEE this part! WAH!!! |
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Winner:
An Impractical Joke by
Elycia
Runner-up: All That I Had
by
Elenya
(speech)
Heart Shadows
by
Claudia
The Memory Game by
Polecat
Ties That Bind by
Blackbird Song
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Most Intriguing Foot Fetish—mmm…feet...
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Winner:
The
Adventures of Tom and Barard
by
Elenya
(speech)
Runner-up: Concerning Hobbit's Feet by
Grey Wonderer
(speech)
Holding Moonlight by
Claudia
Late Start, Early Finish
by
Lily Baggins
Ranger from the North: Wanderings in the Wild by
Claudia
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Most Creative Use of Vegetables
—I didn't think you could DO that with a
carrot!
(Please nominate fics
exhibiting the most creative or outrageous use of any food product.)
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Winner:
Secret on the Vine
by
Maura Underhill
Runner-up: Mathom by
Willow-wode
The Gentlehobbit Instructed by
Semyaza
Dangerous Fruit by
Elderberry Wine
Mushrooms and Man Dragons by
Notabluemaia
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Best Wet 'n
Wild
—hobbits are slippery when wet and it’s better so…
(Please nominate fics
involving hobbits and water. Ahem.) |
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Winner:
Rites of Passage, Bag End, Chapter 10 by
Willow-wode
Runner-up: A Warm, Wet Welcome
by
Mariole
(speech)
There was an
error in the GMA process for the 2005 Wet 'n
Wild Award. Details
here.
The Secret Life of Nits by
Matilda
Filch
A Summer's Folly by
Elderberry Wine
Treasures of Minas Tirith by
Laura
Mason
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The "I'm in the Mood for Love" Award
—you
want to do that WHERE!?
(Please nominate fics where consummation
takes place in the most creative location.)
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Winner:
All's Well by
Mariole
(speech)
Runner-up: The Terror Of Buckland by
Aratlithiel
Barrel Rider by
Willow-wode
Lover's Knot by
Elderberry Wine
Of Yellow Leaves and Gossamer by
Igraine
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The
Tie-Me-Up Tie-Me-Down Award
—excellence in light hobbit bondage |
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Winner:
Bound by
Melanie Athene
(speech)
Runner-up: The Height and Length of Fashion by
Mariole
(speech)
Needs Lust by
Ghyste
Hands Off by
Mariole
High Spirits
by Elanor Gardner
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The Honorary Frodo Award: Damn, he really IS a screamer, isn't he?
(Please nominate fics
where a hobbit achieves excellence in vocal appreciation of his current
situation.)
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Winner:
The
Making of Samwise, Chapter 73
by
Bill the
Pony
Runner-up: Counterpoint: Discord
by
Daffodil Bolger
Where An Argument Leads You by
Dana
An Impractical Joke by
Elycia
The Height and Length of Fashion by
Mariole
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The Honorary Sam Award: Coming,
Sir!
(Please nominate fics
in where a hobbit achieves excellence in climax,
otherwise known as the best orgasm award.)
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Winner:
The Height and Length of Fashion by
Mariole
(speech)
Winner:
The
Making of Samwise, Chapter 73
by
Bill the
Pony
Runner-up: An Impractical Joke by
Elycia
The Field by
Singe
Addams
The Lion's Den by
Mallorn Gamgee
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The Identity Crisis Award for OCs
—Am
I just here to screw Frodo, or do I have a life of my
own?
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Winner:
Hourglass by
Igraine
(speech)
Runner-up: The
Adventures of Tom and Barard
by
Elenya
(speech)
Not Like That
by
Aina
All's Fair by
Inkling
Make Me a Song by
Lost Owl
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Most Unusual Pairing
—Don’t
put that in your mouth, you don’t know where it’s
been!
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Winner:
The Bone That He Boned from Its Owner
by
Lily Baggins
(speech)
Winner:
Rustle Of Spring by
Elderberry
Wine
(speech)
Runner-up: Wormtongue
by
Mariole
(speech)
Pale Stars of Hollin
by
Claudia
Heed No Nightly Noises by
Ariel
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The Pucker Up
Award—Hey there, handsome, wanna suck face?
(Best Kiss.)
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Winner:
Kissing Frodo by
Cassiopeia
Runner-up: The Last Kiss by
Annwyn
(speech)
The Elf Prince and the Gardener by
Melanie Athene
Hawt Chocolate by
Singe
Addams
Make Me a Song by
Lost Owl
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The
Honorary Pippin Award: Are we there YET?!
(Please nominate fics where a hobbit pair achieves
excellence in sustained foreplay.)
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Winner:
The Height and Length of Fashion by
Mariole
(speech)
Runner-up: The Perfect Match by
Tiriel
The Contest
by
illyria
Mathom by
Willow-wode
The Secret Life of Nits by
Matilda
Filch
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The Honorary
Merry Award: We’re coming too!!
(Please nominate fics where a hobbit pair achieves
excellence in simultaneous climax.)
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Winner:
All That I Had
by
Elenya
(speech)
Runner-up: Counterpoint
by
Daffodil
Bolger
Cleansed
by
Laura
Mason
High Spirits
by Elanor Gardner
The Field by
Singe
Addams
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