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The 2004 GMA results
are in! Congratulations to all Winners,
Runners-up, and Nominees for the Golden Mushroom
Awards!! The Staff of West of the Moon would
like to thank you all for your support and
participation in these awards--we hope you'll join us
again next year. Keep writing, everyone!
Questions?
Concerns? Wanna tell us how much you liked these
awards? Write to the
administrators!
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Best Visit by Mrs Palm and her Five Daughters
—self-familiarity at its finest |
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Winner:
The Planting Season
by Trilliah
Runner-up: All
That I Had, Chapter 36 by
Elenya
(speech)
Private Practice
by
Mariposa
Devoted, Chapter 3
by
Mariole
A Writer's Bane by
Cassiopeia
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Most Ingenious Sacrifice of Clothing
—the unsubtle Art of
the strip tease |
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Winner:
Wines, Vines, and Veils
by
Fennelseed
(speech)
Runner-up: Foolish
Games
by
Bill the
Pony
(speech)
Hawt Chocolate by
Singe
Addams
Translations
by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
Over a Barrel by
Melanie
Athene
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Best Hobbit Origami
—or, I didn't know that legs could BEND
that way! |
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Winner:
Nesting
by Karadin
Runner-up: Pipe
Dreams
by
Willow-wode
(speech)
Warm Like Sunlight by
Danachan
A New Conspiracy by
Princess of Geekland
At Play in Rivendell by
Stranger
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Best Peep Show
—for those who get off on looking on |
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Winner:
Too Many Tooks, Part 3
by
Mariole
(speech)
Runner-up: A
Strange Ghost Indeed by
Fennelseed
(speech)
Private Practice
by
Mariposa
A Yuletide Carol
by
Cassiopeia
The Field
by
Singe
Addams
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Best Stress Test on Non-Bedroom Furniture
—you're gonna WIPE
that table after you're done, right? |
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Winner:
A Fallen Candle's Flame by
Europanya
Runner-up: The
Library of Waking Dreams
by
Matilda
Filch
Over a Barrel by
Melanie
Athene
Winning Hands by
Peachy
Shall We Bang Against Your Surface or Mine?
by
Mariole
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Best Tongue-Twister
—need we explain? |
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Winner:
Truth Serum by
Fennelseed
(speech)
Runner-up: An
Unexpected Party by
Bill the
Pony
(speech)
All That I Had, Chapter 17 by
Elenya
Parlour Game
by
Achillea
Millefolium
Mirror Images, Song
by
Notabluemaia
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Best Hobbitpile
—the more, the Merryer! |
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Winner:
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night... by
Daffodil Bolger
(speech)
Runner-up: Squeak,
Piggy, Squeak by
Ruby Nye
Calm and Passion
by
Tigerlily Grubb
Tea Before the Fire
by
Danachan
Means of Persuasion
by
Lobelia
Sackville-Baggins
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Best Slip 'n Slide
—creative use and style of lubricant |
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Winner:
Before Breakfast by
Elanor
Gardner
(speech)
Runner-up: Butter
by
Europanya
Wines, Vines, and Veils
by
Fennelseed
A Rose for my Love, Part 4 by
Elderberry
Wine
The Scouring of the Smial by
Semyaza
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Best Chick!Frodo
—does Frodo buy his lavender water from
Crabtree & Evelyn? |
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Winner:
Hare and Hounds by
Bill
the Pony
(speech)
Runner-up: The
Fat Hobbit
by
Aina
An Unexpected Party by
Bill
the Pony
True Love Series by
Keye
Goodenough
The Scouring of the Smial by
Semyaza
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Most Frustrating Fade to Black
—but I’ve been waiting the
whole fic just to SEE this part! WAH!!! |
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Winner:
The Baker's Wife by
Polecat
(speech)
Runner-up: Five
Reasons
by
Mariposa
In the Garden
by
Aina
Bonding by Numbers
by
Claudia
Intractable by
Elderberry
Wine
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Most Intriguing Foot Fetish—mmm…feet...
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Winner:
The Baker's Wife by
Polecat
(speech)
Runner-up: Filth
by
Claudia
Enfolded by
Notabluemaia
Small Favors
by
Trilliah
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Most Creative Use of Vegetables
—I didn't think you could DO that with a
carrot!
(Please nominate fics
exhibiting the most creative or outrageous use of any food product.)
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Winner:
Love and Lettuce, Actually! by
Tiriel
Runner-up: Whortleberries
by Semyaza
(speech)
Butter
by
Europanya
Strange Fruit by
Semyaza
Cabbages and Potatoes? by
Tiriel
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Best Wet 'n
Wild
—hobbits are slippery when wet and it’s better so…
(Please nominate fics
involving hobbits and water. Ahem.) |
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Winner:
Rites of Passage, Bag End, Chapter 10 by
Willow-wode
(speech)
Runner-up: The
Code of the Brandybucks, Chapter 5 by
Lobelia
Sackville-Baggins
The Scouring of the Smial by
Semyaza
Too Many Tooks, Part 1
by
Mariole
Supply and Demand
by
Fennelseed
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The "I'm in the Mood for Love" Award
—you
want to do that WHERE!?
(Please nominate fics where consummation
takes place in the most creative location.)
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Winner:
Magic and Mischief by
Bill
the Pony
(speech)
Runner-up: Rites
of Passage, Bag End, Chapter 10 by
Willow-wode
(speech)
Ready or Not
by
Aina
Cold Be Hand by
Nickey
The Library of Waking Dreams
by
Matilda
Filch
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The
Tie-Me-Up Tie-Me-Down Award
—excellence in light hobbit bondage |
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Winner:
Be Careful What You Wish For...
by
Daffodil Bolger
(speech)
Runner-up: A
Fallen Candle's Flame by
Europanya
Wines, Vines, and Veils
by
Fennelseed
Too Many Tooks
by
Mariole
Of Ropes and Knots
by
Fennelseed
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The Honorary Frodo Award: Damn, he really IS a screamer, isn't he?
(Please nominate fics
where a hobbit achieves excellence in vocal appreciation of his current
situation.)
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Winner:
Divarications by
Lobelia
Sackville-Baggins
Runner-up: Interlude
by
Daffodil
Bolger
(speech)
Be Careful What You Wish For
by
Daffodil Bolger
Ready or Not
by
Aina
Reason To Stay
by
Aina
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The Honorary Sam Award: Coming,
Sir!
(Please nominate fics in
where a hobbit achieves excellence in climax, otherwise known as the best
orgasm award.)
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Winner:
Supply and Demand
by
Fennelseed
(speech)
Runner-up: Too
Many Tooks
by
Mariole
(speech)
Nesting
by
Karadin
Interlude
by
Daffodil Bolger
A Writer's Bane by
Cassiopeia
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The Identity Crisis Award for OCs
—Am
I just here to screw Frodo, or do I have a life of my
own?
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Winner:
Rites of Passage by
Willow-wode
(speech)
Runner-up: Making
of Samwise by
Bill
the Pony
(speech)
Hay and Clover
by
Cuthalion
Boffin'
by
Singe Addams
Changing Skies by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
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Most Unusual Pairing
—Don’t
put that in your mouth, you don’t know where it’s
been!
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Winner:
Cold Be Hand by
Nickey
(speech)
Runner-up: Wild
Apples
by Peachy
(speech)
The One and Only
by
Karadin
Wormtongue
by
Mariole
The Baker's Wife by
Polecat
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The Pucker Up
Award—Hey there, handsome, wanna suck face?
(Best Kiss.)
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Winner:
Cloves and Kisses by
Bill
the Pony
(speech)
Runner-up: Falling
into the Sky, Chapter 4 by
Elanor Gardner
(speech)
First Kiss by
Daffodil Bolger
The Scent of Apples by
Nickey
Instinct
by
Tiriel
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The
Honorary Pippin Award: Are we there YET?!
(Please nominate fics where a hobbit pair achieves
excellence in sustained foreplay.)
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Winner:
Making of Samwise by
Bill
the Pony
(speech)
Runner-up: Wines,
Vines, and Veils
by
Fennelseed
(speech)
Changing Skies by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
Be Careful What You Wish For
by
Daffodil Bolger
Before Breakfast by
Elanor Gardner
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The Honorary
Merry Award: We’re coming too!!
(Please nominate fics where a hobbit pair achieves
excellence in simultaneous climax.)
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Winner:
Too Many Tooks
by
Mariole
(speech)
Runner-up: Divarications
by
Lobelia
Sackville-Baggins
Heart's Desire by
Nickey
Instinct
by
Tiriel
Rites of Passage, The Hall, Chapter 20
by
Willow-wode
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