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The results
are in! Congratulations to all Winners,
Runners-up, and Nominees for the Golden Mushroom
Awards!! The Staff of West of the Moon would
like to thank you all for your support and
participation in these awards--we hope you'll join us
next year. Keep writing, everyone!
Questions?
Concerns? Wanna tell us how much you liked these
awards? Write to the
administrators!
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Best Visit by Mrs Palm and her Five Daughters
—self-familiarity at its finest |
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Winner:
Lessons in Maturity
by
Fennelseed
(speech)
Runner-up: Falling into the Sky by
Elanor Gardner
(speech)
Nexus
by
Willow-wode
Nocturnal Admissions
by
Fennelseed
An Impatient
Week Ch. 5 Hensday: Rain by
Cassiopeia
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Most Ingenious Sacrifice of Clothing
—the unsubtle Art of
the strip tease |
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Winner:
The Hole Dwellers by
Polecat
(speech)
Runner-up: An Ordinary Evening
by
Europanya
(speech)
Translations
by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
Layers by
Eldalieva
Nexus
by
Willow-wode
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Best Hobbit Origami
—or, I didn't know that legs could BEND
that way! |
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Winner:
Symbiosis
by
Willow-wode
(speech)
Runner-up: The Code of the Brandybucks by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
(speech)
Lying In
Bed by
Teasel
Lullaby
by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
An Awkward Position by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
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Best Peep Show
—for those who get off on looking on |
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Winner:
An Awkward Position by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
(speech)
Runner-up: Never let him out of your sight by
Fennelseed
Nexus
by
Willow-wode
The Field
by
Singe Addams
An Honest Man of Gondor by
Lullenny
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Best Stress Test on Non-Bedroom Furniture
—you're gonna WIPE
that table after you're done, right? |
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Winner:
Before Breakfast
by
Elanor Gardner
(speech)
Runner-up: Rites of Passage - Chapter 20
by
Willow-wode
(speech)
A
Gleaming Pearl - Part 7 by
Xenobia
Bag End's Bane
by
Adrienne
and
Cara Loup
A Gardener's Plot by
Ghyste
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Best Tongue-Twister
—need we explain? |
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Winner:
The Code of the Brandybucks by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
(speech)
Runner-up: Lying In
Bed by
Teasel
(speech)
Lullaby
by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
Before Breakfast
by
Elanor Gardner
A New Conspiracy by
Princess of Geekland
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Best Hobbitpile
—the more, the Merryer! |
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Winner:
Foolish Games
by
Bill the Pony
(speech)
Runner-up: Symbiosis
by
Willow-wode
(speech)
The Field by Singe
Addams
A New Conspiracy by
Princess of Geekland
The Code of the Brandybucks:
Part 1 by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
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Best Slip 'n Slide
—creative use and style of lubricant |
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Winner:
Tea & Lavender
by
Bill the Pony
(speech)
Runner-up: Rites of Passage - Chapter 20
by
Willow-wode
(speech)
Glow Even Brighter
by
Fennelseed
Heat by
KayRey
Rain by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
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Best Chick!Frodo
—does Frodo buy his lavender water from
Crabtree & Evelyn? |
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Winner:
Now
Are Frolic by
Adrienne
and
Thia
Runner-up: An Ordinary Evening
by
Europanya
(speech)
Fairer Than Most by
Adrienne
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Most Frustrating Fade to Black
—but I’ve been waiting the
whole fic just to SEE this part! WAH!!! |
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Winner:
The Making of Samwise by
Bill the Pony
(speech)
Runner-up: Heat Wave
by
Teasel
(speech)
Casting Off the Scarf
by
Briefly Del
Heat by
KayRey
And Like the Horizon
by
Briefly Del
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Most Creative Use of Vegetables
—I didn't think you could DO that with a
carrot!
(Please nominate fics
exhibiting the most creative or outrageous use of any food product.)
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Winner:
The Two Prettiest
by
Fennelseed
(speech)
Runner-up: Recovery in Rivendell by
Budgielover
(speech)
Gooseberry Crumble by
Sunrope
Practicality by
Adrienne
Nocturnal Admissions
by
Fennelseed
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Best Wet 'n
Wild
—hobbits are slippery when wet and it’s better so…
(Please nominate fics
involving hobbits and water. Ahem.) |
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Winner:
Rights of passage - Chapter 18
by
Willow-wode
(speech)
Runner-up: Glow Even Brighter
by
Fennelseed
The Code of the Brandybucks by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
Heat Wave
by
Teasel
The Grotto
by
Ariel
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The "I'm in the Mood for Love" Award
—you
want to do that WHERE!?
(Please nominate fics where consummation takes place in the most
creative location)
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Winner:
Diversions
by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
(speech)
Runner-up: Quietly
by
Fennelseed
Yuletide In Buckland by
Elderberry Wine
Touch Light
by
Willow-wode
On The Eastern Shore by
Europanya
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The
Tie-Me-Up Tie-Me-Down Award
—excellence in light hobbit bondage |
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Winner:
Cuffed
by
Fennelseed
(speech)
Runner-up: Art Nouveau
by
Willow-wode
(speech)
A Fallen Candle's Flame
by
Europanya
Blinded by
Thia
Bondage
by
Ariel
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The Honorary Frodo Award: Damn, he really IS a screamer, isn't he?
(Please nominate fics
where a hobbit achieves excellence in vocal appreciation of his current
situation.)
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Winner:
Rain by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
(speech)
Runner-up: A Gardener's Plot by
Ghyste
(speech)
Runner-up:
Rites of Passage - Chapter 20
by
Willow-wode
(speech)
At Play in Rivendell by
Stranger
Translations
by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
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The Honorary Sam Award: Coming,
Sir!
(Please nominate fics in
where a hobbit achieves excellence in climax, otherwise known as the best
orgasm award.)
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Winner:
Nocturnal Admissions
by
Fennelseed
(speech)
Runner-up: All
That I Had - Chapter 4: Standing Still by
Elenya
(speech)
The Code of the Brandybucks by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
The Last Shreds of Autumn by
Merripestin
Translations
by
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
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